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dirtysoychai:

getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things

(via theinvulnerabletide)

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

What if I had so much faith in you it literally reshaped the narrative into a happy ending HAHA JK UNLESS

(via thedeathofablog)

pointnclick:

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

(via stainlesssteellocust)

homunculus-argument:

Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like “hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you’ll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together”, and the comments are like

“Um vinegar isn’t dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane.” (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)

“OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I’VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE.” (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)

“This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying.” (<- does not actually know what “vinegar” is, and is confusing the word for something else)

“Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes.” (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)

(via literally-a-piece-of-trash)

storms-and-illness:

awbrainno:

heartseeker:

guerrillatech:

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

(via thedeathofablog)

literally-a-piece-of-trash:

argumate:

but how can I do this five minute task if I’m leaving in thirty minutes

I’ll do you one better: but how can I do this five minute task if I’m leaving in two hours

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

snyggvur:

enough about my guts

it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!

on it boss!

(via sleepysipher)

cursedpinterest:

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the-queer-demon:

the-queer-demon:

the-queer-demon:

im at a restaurant right now and there’s this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he’s gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them

i cannot stress enough that this is a stick-thin teenage child sitting alone at a restaurant absolutely going to town on these ribs. this child is eating like hes trying to personally rid the world of ribs. i’ve been timing him, he orders a full other rack of ribs every 2 minutes. this is fucking insane i dont know what to do

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